I finally found some new jokes on the wrappers of Laffy Taffy. I'm not going to mention how many taffies I ate but here are 2 of the better jokes. They made me smile and hopefully they will get a grin out of you as well.
Q: What street does a ghost live on?
A: A Dead End
Q: Where do computers go on a Saturday night?
A: To a Disc-O
Oh how I love cheesy jokes! There are plenty more where those came from but I will spare those of you reading this.
I'm going to be perfectly honest here, I don't like playing Barbies. Every day Aaliyah wants to play Barbies and I just can't do it anymore.
This morning when we were eating breakfast Aaliyah leans over and to tell me a secret. (I honestly thought she was going to burp in my ear.) She whispers in my ear, "Barbies" and then gets a big grin on her face.
I somehow managed to divert her attention though and instead we spent the day collecting snails from the yard. We got her wagon and put at least 20 snails into it and she pulled them around the yard taking them on rides and then watched them try to climb out of the wagon.
After about an hour Aaliyah came in for some juice and as she was walking through the door I heard her telling the snails to be good and that she needed to go inside for a minute but that she would be right back to take them on some more rides. She was about halfway done with her juice when she yelled, "OH NO" and ran for the door. All of her snails were climbing out of the wagon and she started picking them back up and telling them they couldn't do that because they would get hurt. She especially scolded the ones that got around the tires of the wagon because they "would get run over."
This morning when we were eating breakfast Aaliyah leans over and to tell me a secret. (I honestly thought she was going to burp in my ear.) She whispers in my ear, "Barbies" and then gets a big grin on her face.
I somehow managed to divert her attention though and instead we spent the day collecting snails from the yard. We got her wagon and put at least 20 snails into it and she pulled them around the yard taking them on rides and then watched them try to climb out of the wagon.
After about an hour Aaliyah came in for some juice and as she was walking through the door I heard her telling the snails to be good and that she needed to go inside for a minute but that she would be right back to take them on some more rides. She was about halfway done with her juice when she yelled, "OH NO" and ran for the door. All of her snails were climbing out of the wagon and she started picking them back up and telling them they couldn't do that because they would get hurt. She especially scolded the ones that got around the tires of the wagon because they "would get run over."
I was getting ready to make Aaliyah some lunch and she put her hands over her heart and said, "You make my heart so happy." As you can imagine that just made my day.
Today we decided it had been awhile since we had a ballet class. As I was struggling with Aaliyah to get her ballet clothes on I said something about her leotard and she commented back in an offended voice, "I'm Aaliyah Paris not Lea Tard."
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